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Over winter break I read An Abundance of Katherines by John Green (which I loved).  I read it for the math aspect (don't worry, the main plot is non-math related) but, as I was reading it, I became intrigued by the anagramming the main character does.  To kill time between classes today I decided to see what my name was anagrammed (the title of this post) and came across the Internet Anagram Server.  On the site they have the Anagram Hall of Fame where words or phrases are anagrammed and the anagram describes, or is connected to, the word or phrase.  Here are some of my favorites:

Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Salman Rushdie = Read, Shun Islam
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
The Titanic disaster = Death, it starts in ice
Claustrophobia = Car, ship, loo - tabu
The astronomer Nicolaus Copernicus = Space motion: our Earth circles Sun, no?
Actor Silvester Stallone = Very cool talentless star
Charles Darwin's theory of evolution = Soul of vital, narrow, chosen heredity
Great Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mona Lisa' = or Versed Italian man's 'La Gioconda'
'The Simpson' cartoons = Spastic Homer, snot son...
The President of the United States of America George Walker Bush = A gangster from the White House undertakes debate-free politics
William Henry Gates = Get a share in my will!
Quote by Oscar Wilde:
There is only one thing worse than being talked about and that is not being talked about. = Wilde died broken, beaten 'n' total nut. Hate being sunk in that rotten gaol. Shh, gay is taboo.
Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six? = He has a prime or cunning tendency to wildly solicit Internet sex.
George Bush = He bugs Gore
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!